What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 04:23

{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.